November 9, 2005

Truth be told: the batteries are dead in our camera, and I'm not sure when we will get around to replacing them...and so...
Today we'd like to introduce the viewing audience to Deepak Chopra and his overbearing & abusive mother, Chutney Chopra.


Few people know the true origins of the beloved, best selling author, Deepak Chopra. Because, to this day- Deepak Chopra is a momma's boy. Yes, sir-ee-bob...little baby Deepak wants to protect his miserable mommy from her impending karmic doom. Deepak Darling: you should know better...Karma escapes no one. Karma will hunt you down like a bloodhound and force you to ante up. The good news is that once you do put your chips in (so to speak) you're on the road to enlightenment!

So you see people...when it's all said and done, it really does help if you come from a dysfunctional family dynamic, or have suffered some kind of horrific abuse at the hand of another, because quite frankly- "You're on the fast track to financial freedom!"

...and now a word from the founder and C.E.O. of Planet Hair Nest...

Dear Reader: If you've come to P.H.N. expecting to find thought provoking, tasteful and politically correct commentary about hair nests, you've come to the wrong place. We here at Nest Headquarters believe that as a country it's high time we put aside the creatively stifling P.C. agenda and go back to making fun of everyone and everything- starting first with ourselves(...and then our best friends-thanks Carrots!!)