November 7, 2005

(As Channelled through the WigMaster)

The young Buddah incarnate known as one, Farting Crane brings this message to you today as a gentle reminder to listen to the song stirring in your heart. Hey, that rhymes with FART!! Wow, that's wicked cool...any how, back to Farting Crane's message:
Hello?? Farting Crane are you still there? Oh dear...I think I blocked the process when I used the word Fart.

Hmm...Well, okay then...what I believe Farting Crane is trying to say to us is wake up man, the coffee's brewing and there's bills to be paid, so get your arse out of bed and get to work!!

Wait a minute, he's back...no...I had it all wrong...sorry. Farting Crane's message is one of Awakening. That's all I'm getting from him now.
Namaste
The WigMaster