How to tell if a HairNest is
Natural or Fraudulent:
First and foremost-consider the source.
Is the person donning the Nest trustworthy?
Do they have a kindly look about them?
Do you enjoy the fragrance they are emitting from their magnetic anal-evangelical-auric field of esoterica?
Next-ask your self this simple, yet profound question:
"Am I really the person I claim to be in printed and televised advertisements?"
Your honest answer to this age old question will determine your next course of action.
COURSES OF ACTION
CHOICE A.) Ask the person in question if you can fondle it(the nest) ever so gently.
OR
CHOICE B.) Flee screaming (as loud as you possibly can)
"FRAUDULENT NEST ALERT- FRAUDULENT NEST ALERT...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!"
I hope this information has been helpful.
With pure and natural nestly love,
xxoo amy
3 comments:
did you trim your tree?
no, the faeries trimmed it for me.
as you know there are mornings that i give don king a run for his money in regards to high quality and high rising quaffieurisms (new word - kinda like it) so if you're ever in need of any good natured, yet sometimes frightening photos of the beast of hair i call NED just let me know.
love jasey
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