Oh dear lord, it's been a while!! Ah shucks kids, my sister strong armed me into getting back into the blog business. She claimed she was sick and tired of looking at that blonde bitch with the black mustache. To my defense- I have been busy with various secret government projects and what not. But, I'm happy to report that I received a new digital camera for xmas and I swear to Jimminy Cricket that I'm really gonna try to keep you people entertained with my magical little hair nests!
This year instead of participating in the mass slaughter of innocent conifers and their close cousins, I decided to order one of those delightfully tacky tinsel trees. I looked high and low on line until I found the perfect one! I excitedly placed my order for a beautifully bouyant and gleeful three foot pink tinsel tree. I even paid extra for two day shipping. Well, a week and a half later the U.P.S. guy drops off this mamed little brown card board box that looked like it held the wing of a 10" paper air plane. Those on line bastards mistakenly sent me the scrapyard dog/elfin version of a pink tinsel tree!! Plus- they forgot to send the tree stand! So my clever boyfriend, Mark...I mean fiance'(still Mark) stuck it in a wine bottle with a matching pink label. Then I went to town on the thing with my glue gun and some fluffy pink feathers...and alas-she was transformed into a spritely lookin' little pink tree named Teeny!
Well...that's it for now...I hope you all had a lovely holiday and I assure you that I'll be back tomorrow with more nestly goods.
p.s. Mark saw a bumper sticker yesterday that read " I heart(symbol) to fart"
get it...I love to fart??? Dang- I should have invented that bumper sticker!!!
peace
xxoo amy
